Kinky Boots lyrics

• I drove my Saracen through your garden last night
  (Sing up the 'Ra)
  I kicked your front door down around at midnight
  (Sing up the 'Ra)
  Oh something's telling me boy, you're avoiding me
  And when I find you, you will go for your tea

  Oh I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots
  I've got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit
  And when we go on night patrol we hold each other's hands
  We are the British Army and we're here to take your land

  My good friend Bertie, he's in the UDR
  (Who-ar who-ar)
  Searching for weapons, he will go near and far
  (Who-ar who-ar)
  Up around by Cappagh, you'd never find him there
  Oh the only gun he'd get there is an Armalite in his ear

  Oh I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots
  I've got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit
  And when we go on night patrol we hold each other's hands
  We are the British Army and we're here to take your land

  My good friend Trevor, he's in the RUC
  (I see, I see)
  But now they've handed him his redundancy
  (I see, I see)
  The folks along the border won't be seeing him anymore
  That provo sniper will be missing him for sure

  Oh I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots
  I've got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit
  And when we go on night patrol we hold each other's hands
  We are the British Army and we're here to take your land

  My good friend Nigel, he's in the SAS
  (Oh yes, oh yes)
  He said, 'A change is just as good as a rest'
  (Oh yes, oh yes)
  But now they've gone and posted him way down to Crossmaglen
  He wishes to blazes he was back in jail again

  Oh I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots
  I've got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit
  And when we go on night patrol we hold each other's hands
  We are the British Army and we're here to take your land

  My good friend Sammy, he's in the DUP
  (I see I see)
  An outstanding member, as all the world could see
  (I see I see)
  I said, "Go up to Donegal if you want to have some fun"
  He said, "I'll take a run there, if I have nothing on"

  Oh I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots
  I've got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit
  And when we go on night patrol we hold each other's hands
  We are the British Army and we're here to take your land

  I drove my Saracen through your garden last night
  (Sing up the 'Ra)
  I kicked your front door down around at midnight
  (Sing up the 'Ra)
  Something's telling me boy, that you're avoiding me
  And when I find you, you will go for your tea

  Oh I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots
  I've got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit
  And when we go on night patrol we hold each other's hands
  We are the British Army and we're here to take your land
  We are the British Army and we're here to take your land

• Who is the author of the song Kinky Boots?
  The song Kinky Boots was written by The Irish Brigade.

• Who sings the song Kinky Boots?
  The song Kinky Boots is performed by The Irish Brigade.