Dumb Ways To Die lyrics
This whimsical and light-hearted song describes some of the most ridiculous and dangerous scenarios people may find themselves in, such as keeping a rattlesnake as a pet, selling organs online, eating superglue, and standing on the edge of a train station platform. The song serves as a reminder to always be safe and use common sense in order to avoid potential tragedy.
- Copyright: Oliver James McGill, John Mescall
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha baitDumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to dieGet your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pieDumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to dieInvite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding placeDumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to dieKeep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder, what's this red button do?"Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to dieDress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platformsThey may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to di-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to dieBe safe around trains... a message from Metro
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Who is the author of the song Dumb Ways To Die?
The song Dumb Ways To Die was written by Oliver James McGill, John Mescall.
- Who sings the song Dumb Ways To Die?
The song Dumb Ways To Die is performed by Tangerine Kitty.