England 2 Colombia 0 lyrics

• Copyright: Kirsty MacColl

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  Oh you shouldn't have kissed me and got me so excited
  And when you asked me out I really was delighted
  So we went to a pub in Belsize Park
  And we cheered on England as the sky grew dark
  Oh you shouldn't have kissed me cause you started a fire
  But then I found out that you're a serial liar

  You lied about your status
  You lied about your life
  You never mentioned your three children
  And the fact you have a wife
  Now it's England 2 Colombia 0
  And I know just how those Colombians feel

  If you hadn't passed out while I was talking to your friend
  It could have really ended badly cause you very nearly had me
  If he hadn't taken pity on my heart full of desire
  I might never have found out you're a serial liar

  You lied about your status
  You lied about your life
  You forgot you have three children
  You forgot you have a wife
  Now it's England 2 Colombia 0
  And I know just how those Colombians feel
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  It is not in my nature to ever pick the winning team
  Sometimes I think I'm happy then I remember it's a dream
  Now it isn't in my nature to ever pick a winner
  I always pick a bastard who would have me for his dinner

  I can never possess the object of my desire
  Cause he's bound to turn out to be a serial liar
  OK I didn't mention my kids, I thought I'd wait a bit
  But I am free and single and he's a lying git

  Cause he lied about his status
  He lied about his life
  He forgot he had three children
  He forgot he had a wife
  And it's England 2 Colombia 0
  I know just how those Colombians feel

  So I got into a taxi and sobbed all the way home
  Called my friend up in São Paulo and cried down the phone
  I played some tragic music and I lay down to die
  But later I woke and I hadn't stopped crying

  You should never have kissed me, you tasted of deceit
  Your perfume was Adultery but I'm not a piece of meat
  So I'll be the one that you couldn't acquire
  I found out in time you're a serial liar
  You lied about your status
  You lied about your life
  And I pity your three children
  And I pity your poor wife
  Now you can go to Hell
  I'm going to Brazil
  Still it's England 2 Colombia 0

• Who is the author of the song England 2 Colombia 0?
  The song England 2 Colombia 0 was written by Kirsty MacColl.

• Who sings the song England 2 Colombia 0?
  The song England 2 Colombia 0 is performed by Kirsty MacColl.