Prepare To Be Probed lyrics

• Attention earthlings, this is a public service announcement, we have come to administer your age required examination, prepare to be probed

  I wouldn't call myself a terrestrial
  I'm a little extra though
  Nonetheless, a professional
  I keep a colonoscopy conventional
  I wanna let you know
  Colon cancer is preventable
  So keep your cheeks protected, bro
  But did I come in peace? I gotta answer no
  Like ET if he never had a phone
  And there wasn't anybody who could send him home
  So the alien became an animal
  And went to war with Russia - it's getting cold
  I don't mean to press, but I'm meant to probe
  If you get uncomfortable, U F right O
  Ever been abducted? Better check below
  'Cause if you already have, then I bet you'll know
  An event horizon is passable
  It doesn't matter how black the hole
  If you interpret that to sound sexual
  I got a special "package" - genitals
  So I need a rundown of gender roles
  But I'm in the sixty's - so whatever goes
  Oh, that's digestible
  Now I'll blast off without any edible
  I'm a Rocketman, it's an Elton show
  Then I'm on your head like a whack-a-mole
  I'll be in my saucer anywhere I go
  But if you get sucked up - don't be scared at all
  I'll say: take me to your leader
  Greetings, pleased to meet you
  I know today's occasion
  So I can sing

  Happy birthday, you're fourty five (it's not my birthday!)
  It don't feel like a real celebration ('cause it's not)
  'Cause you know it's so close to the time (uh?)
  For your first rectal examination (oh my god!)
  Now the doctor's in, yes, he's almost in
  And you know this much 'cause the gloves are thin
  This invasion is saving the world
  So bend over and spread the word

  Just come down from outerspace
  To take your loved ones out without a trace
  I'll end their lives in a thousand ways
  And then get back in my ship and turn around - good day
  There's an alien invasion
  And they want to know my location
  Total anal annihilation
  As they dial up the dilation
  I say: sir, that's rather forward
  You've made the relationship kind of awkward
  S'all good, but could you, please
  Finish up and bloody leave?
  Jeez, thank you, oh, some folk here
  Don't seem to know when they're being inappropriate
  Wait a moment, hmm, oh no
  It clearly isn't over yet, it's only
  Just beginning, and I don't know when they're going again
  They didn't have the decency to phone ahead
  Look overhead!
  Did you-did you know we're dead?

  Happy birthday, you're fourty five
  It don't feel like a real celebration
  'Cause you know it's so close to the time
  For your first rectal examination
  Now the doctor's in, yes, he's almost in
  And you know this much 'cause the gloves are thin
  This invasion is saving the world
  So bend over and spread the word

• Who is the author of the song Prepare To Be Probed?
  The song Prepare To Be Probed was written by JT Music.

• Who sings the song Prepare To Be Probed?
  The song Prepare To Be Probed is performed by JT Music.