Drunk on a Plane lyrics

• I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun
  I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7A
  I'm getting drunk on a plane

  I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy
  'Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me
  Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays
  I'm getting drunk on a plane

  Buyin' drinks for everybody
  But the pilot, it's a party
  Got this 737 rocking like a G6
  Stewardess is somethin' sexy
  Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
  Told her about my condition
  Got a little mile-high flight attention
  It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
  I'm up so high, I may never come down
  I'll try anything to drown out the pain
  They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

  We had this date marked on the calendar forever
  We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together
  I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake
  So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane

  Buyin' drinks for everybody
  But the pilot, it's a party
  Got this 737
  Rocking like a G6
  Stewardess is somethin' sexy
  Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
  Told her about my condition
  Got a little mile-high flight attention
  It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
  I'm up so high, I may never come down
  I'll try anything to drown out the pain
  They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

  On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class
  So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass
  And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass
  'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane

  Buyin' drinks for everybody
  But the pilot, it's a party
  Got this 737
  Rocking like a G6
  Stewardess is somethin' sexy
  Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
  Told her about my condition
  Got a little mile-high flight attention
  It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
  I'm up so high, I may never come down
  I'll try anything to drown out the pain
  They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

  I'm getting drunk on a plane
  I might be passed out
  In the baggage claim
  But right now
  I'm drunk on a plane

• Who is the author of the song Drunk on a Plane?
  The song Drunk on a Plane was written by Dierks Bentley.

• Who sings the song Drunk on a Plane?
  The song Drunk on a Plane is performed by Dierks Bentley.