The Maybe Man lyrics

• Copyright: Adam Met, Jack Met, Ryan Met

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  Wish I was a stone so I couldn't feel
  You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal
  But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
  Don't wanna be stone, I changed my mind

  I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
  Then I could see the places I've been
  But then I would know that you're talking shit
  I don't wanna know what my friends think

  Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
  I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
  But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long
  I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone

  I wish I could act in a show on TV
  'Cause then I could practice not being me
  I'll practice my cry, put it into my reel
  But you won't believe me when I cry for real

  I wish that my brain would triple in size
  I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight
  But I'd get too deep with that kinda mind
  I don't wanna know the point of life

  In some other life, I would be rich
  I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill
  But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
  Nobody'd feel bad for me at all

  If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
  I'd get invited to every frat
  But when you get old, and your good days are past
  You'll only want me when you're sad

  Wish I was a song, your favorite one
  You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
  I would be there when your baby is born
  For two or three minutes, then I'm gone

  I wish I was big, as big as my house
  I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd
  But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
  God, I could really use him now

  I wish I was God, I'd never trip up
  And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?
  I could be cruel and break all your stuff
  Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what

  But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird
  'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
  And then you would die, you'd love me to death
  I'd never know who the hell I am

  I wish I was me, whoever that is
  I could just be, and not give a shit
  Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan
  'Cause I don't know who the hell I am

  One, two, pandemonium
  One, two, pandemonium
  Here I go again
  One, two, pandemonium
  Here I go again
  One, two, pandemonium
  One, two, here I go again

• Who is the author of the song The Maybe Man?
  The song The Maybe Man was written by Adam Met, Jack Met, Ryan Met.

• Who sings the song The Maybe Man?
  The song The Maybe Man is performed by AJR.