The Chanukah Song lyrics

• OK This, uh, this is a song that, uh There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and, uh Not too many Hanukkah songs So, I
  Wrote, wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids
  Who don't get to hear any Hanukkah songs
  Here we go

  Put on your yarmulke
  Here comes Hanukkah
  So much funukkah
  To celebrate Hanukkah

  Hanukkah is
  The Festival of Lights
  Instead of one day of presents
  We have eight crazy nights

  When you feel like the only kid in town
  Without a Christmas tree
  Here's a list of people who are Jewish
  Just like you and me

  David Lee Roth lights the menorah
  So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas and the late Dinah Shore-ah
  Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli?
  Bowzer from Sha Na Na, and Arthur Fonzarelli

  Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half, too
  Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew
  You don't need Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock
  'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock
  Both Jewish

  Put on your yarmulke
  Its time for Hanukkah
  The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs
  Celebrates Hanukkah

  O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
  But, guess who is?
  Hall-of-famer, Rod Carew
  He converted
  We got Ann Landers and her sister, Dear Abby
  Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish
  Not too shabby

  Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
  Well, he's not, but guess who is?
  All three Stooges
  So many Jews are in showbiz
  Tom Cruise isn't, but, I heard his agent is

  Tell your friend, Veronica
  It's time you celebrate Hanukkah
  I hope I get a harmonica
  On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah

  So, drink your gin and tonic-ah
  And smoke your marijuani-kkah
  If you really, really wanna-kkha
  Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah
  Happy Hanukkah

• Who is the author of the song The Chanukah Song?
  The song The Chanukah Song was written by Adam Sandler.

• Who sings the song The Chanukah Song?
  The song The Chanukah Song is performed by Adam Sandler.